Life slogan: Never lower your standards, just broaden your horizons.
I boat: a mini max and any river it fits on.
I only listen to: people with beards.
I drink: whiskey, moonshine, beer and Berkey water.
I would bring: witty banter to any party.
Guilty pleasure: pizza (cheap, gourmet, whatever)
All-time dream: working everyday of Gauley.
Party trick: lighting Flaming Dr. Peppers with my finger.
Favorite thing about ACE: best guides in the world, surfing the best holes in the world.