Bear - Raft Guide

Life slogan: Live like tomorrow is never coming and yesterday never happened.

I boat: when I run out of money and have to pay bills.

I listen to: Pink Floyd, mostly. I also went to a Backstreet Boys concert once.

I eat: I'm a strict vegetarian. Bacon and eggs for breakfast; pizza and wings for dinner. Those are vegetables, right?

Guilty pleasure: I like to misbehave and see how much I can get away with without losing my job or going to jail. 

I prefer: not to tell jokes. Instead, I'm just mean to people and they laugh because they think I'm joking.

I would bring: that depends, where are we going?

Coolest thing I've done: Definitely floating down the Grand Canyon on the Colorado River with some of my best friends in the world. Three weeks in paradise and I'm lucky enough to have done it three times already. 

I drink: Water. Just water. I'm an angel. 

Party trick: I can play songs by cracking my jaw. It's a little gross, but it's all I have to offer.

All time dream: For the New York Jets to win a Super Bowl before I'm dead. 

Favorite thing about ACE: Taking guests down the river. It's like having six new friends for a day and there is nowhere to run. They're forced to listen to my stories and laugh at my jokes because they're depending on me to get them out alive. Great times...




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